Ode to My Office

Something in my office stinks.

I've checked my feet, beneath my seat,
something in my office stinks.

My draws are clean, my teeth -- they gleam,
but something in my office stinks.

It smells like peas and rotten cheese,
seriously, something in my office stinks.

It makes me scowl, it smells so foul..
MAN!!! SOMETHING IN MY OFFICE STINKS!

Sniff, sniff, okay.. it's the microwave.
Now who cooked cabbage and hot links?!

Seriously man, it wreaks! Whew!!